Zinabu: Mom, I didn't wear underpants today.*
Me: Uh, okay. I bet that was uncomfortable.
Zinabu: Heeee heee heee.
(Note to self: check Zinabu for underpants.)
Zinabu: Hey goldfish, do you miss your friends? How about I eat you and then you can be with your friends. The ones I already eated. They are in my tummy and they are calling for you. "Oh, GOLDfish" they are saying. First I will bite your head off and you will go down my throat and into my tummy. Then I will bite your fins and then all of you will be inside my tummy with your friends. How does that sound, goldfish? Then I will go to the bathroom and you can all go swimming together down the drain.
*Vivi, looks like our kids have something in common.