Recently Overheard

I swear I could post one of these every day, but I'll try to keep it to once a month. In the car on the way home from church...

Lily: Zinabu, here's what you do when someone is being mean to you.

Zinabu: What?

Lily: I just look at them, and I push up my eyebrows and I tell them to stop it or I'm gonna tell on them!

Zinabu: (speechless silence--as he's seen her lift her eyebrows and he knows she means business)