12/2/10

The Post In Which I Tell You About A Difficult Conversation
















The Scene: Our Kitchen
Date: Yesterday
Time: Way too early. About 6:15 am.

Me: DAVID (in a hoarse whisper)
David: What?
Me: How much do you love me?
David: Huh?
Me: How much do you love me?????
David: Is this a trick question?
Me: No. How much? A lot? Like... really a lot?
David: Why?
Me: THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE MOUSE TRAP AND IT'S STILL ALIVE! I just checked the trap and his little tail is stuck in it and it's looking up at me with big brown eyes and I CAN'T STAND IT!
Daivd: _________
Me: Well? Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssseeee?
David: I'm not even dressed yet!
Me: Please, honey.
David: Will you remember this at 9:00 tonight?
Me: Absolutely. I'll never, ever, ever forget.
David: Fine.

(Unfortunately, an animal was harmed--fatally--in the telling of this story.)

6 comments:

Mark and Sarah said...

Like!

hotflawedmama said...

heehee

Vivi said...

The one in your picture. The one in your kitchen is not.

Old Men Reflect said...

Walt Disney hates your guts

Jennifer said...

"Will you remember this at 9:00 tonight?" Love it. Smart man.

Mama Papaya said...

So with you. Every time I find one, I about give up on my whole waiting for Mr Fantastic (or Mr Darcy) and settle for Mr Whoever the Hell Will Get the Mouse Out of the House.