Today
Today I pretended to not know my children. I can get away with that in large crowds because, in case you hadn't noticed, they don't look like me.
We may or may not have been at the aquarium.
We may or may not have been looking at a giant eel.
My kids may or may not have started making weird body noises and voice-overs for the eel.
I may or may not have stepped away from them and pretended to be very interested in the jellyfish a good 20 yards away.
Maybe.
2 comments:
please tell me the eel made fart noises (through the kids). please tell me the eel burped, pooped and/or peed (via your kids).
because if that happened, then they would be exactly like my kids. and we would be soul sistahs. :)
I just love your kids a little bit. And, P.S. they would be BIG heroes at my house, because creative body noises = ROCK STAR.
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