Today I pretended to not know my children. I can get away with that in large crowds because, in case you hadn't noticed, they don't look like me.
We may or may not have been at the aquarium.
We may or may not have been looking at a giant eel.
My kids may or may not have started making weird body noises and voice-overs for the eel.
I may or may not have stepped away from them and pretended to be very interested in the jellyfish a good 20 yards away.