Recently Overheard:
Loud sobs and tears.

Me: What's wrong?

Zinabu: Lily made me MAD!

Me: Why? What happened?

Zinabu: Lily said babies can only grow in a girl's stomach and...that...makes...me...MAD! (great guttural sobs follow this.)

Me: Uh, Zinabu?

Zinabu: IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!! (he is now inconsolable)

I didn't have the heart to tell him that most women would line up to trade places with him.